1. Scare-d-cat.

    1. Dan: Did you see the cats when you pulled in?
    2. Me: No! Cats?
    3. Dan: Yeah a couple of stray, feral cats are running around.
    4. Me: Ew, I don’t want them to touch me.
    5. Dan: Oh well they’re scared of you.
    6. Me: Yeah most people are.